Un poco de humor geek

function do_stuff()
{
if (in_array($date, $holidays) && $vacation == true)
{
travel('away');
visit_family();
$gifts->exchange();
eat();
travel('home');
}

if ($new_year == true)
{
eat() && drink();
$weight++;
$sleep = false;
}

$slack = false;
$resolve++;
$work->resume();
return(true);
}